Some of our (Midnight, Dragonfire and Lia) favourite quotes of all time.
Warning! Some quotes contain explicit language/ideas, cynicism and downright despair.
Take the time to savour these quotes as they are good!
"Hope is the denial of reality. It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse to keep him plodding along in a vain attempt to reach it."
"The meek shall inherit the Earth - they're too weak to refuse."
Graffiti
"When you die you go to heaven. Until then welcome to hell!"
Popular welcoming words in the Swedish army. (Boden)
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another which states that this has already happened."
"In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal."
Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
"Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last."
"Cancer cures smoking."
"If a tree falls in the forest on a mime, does anyone care?"
Graffiti
"I was walking down the street when this man hammering on his roof called me a paranoid little freak... In morse code."
Emo Phillips
"If you can read this, the bitch fell off."
Back of a motorcycle jacket
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
"I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn!"
"The best way of dealing with the insane is to pretend that you are sane."
Hospital Charge Nurse
"I remember reading that scientists once believed the universe was made of hydrogen, because it was the most plentiful ingredient found. If that theory holds any truth, then I believe it to be made of stupidity."
Frank Zappa
"If at first you don't succeed, f*** the world and smoke some weed."
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain
"Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anyting. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool."
Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander, Wizards First Rule
"So be sure when you step,
Step with great care and tact,
And remember that Life's
A Great Balancing Act.
And will you succeed?
Yes, you will indeed!
(98 and three fourth percent guaranteed!)
Kid, you'll move mountains.
Dr Seuss, 'Oh, the places you'll go'
The sum total achievement of life is to make the world hotter.
Physics teacher, on the fact that more heat is produced than anything else when work is done
There is no such thing as Now. It happened a nanosecond ago.
Midnight Star
Aren't they utterly perfect! Got some other cool quotes about Magic or Life (or anything, for that matter...? Send them to us with your name...
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